6.22.2010

Melons Jokes



From the mouth of Mandy, as Brian was eating a piece of cantaloupe, this morning:

What did the parent melons say to the young melons in love?
"Cant-a-loupe"

What did the wife melon say to the husband melon when the trash needed to go out?
"Honey-dew"

What did the single melon who was trying to impress the lady melons by eating Habanero peppers?
"WATER-melon"


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